jaclcfrost:

faygofuckyourself:

jaclcfrost:

if magic isn’t real then how do you explain

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It hardens because the chocolate cools on the cold ice cream. Put a bottle in the fridge and wait. It’ll be a hunk of chocolate

no i’m pretty sure it’s magic it even says “magic” on the bottle and it’s got a snazzy turtle in a hat a magician would wear with a magic wand

(Source: jaclcfrost, via trust)

pocketbeastie:

So one time, one of my guy friends said, “I’m pretty sure I’m straight but I’ve never slept with a man so how do I know for sure if I’m not bisexual or gay” and so he actually went and picked up a guy, had sex with him and after ward he said, “Well that was fun but I appear to be straight.” and just went on with his life without making a big deal about his dip into homosexuality and really, I think everybody should be this relaxed about sexualities

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asian:

im not even a wallflower i’m more like the blade of grass that hasn’t been watered in 17 years

(via trust)

cliffsfords:

damn no wonder bruno mars was locked out of heaven he couldn’t reach the doorknob

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wreckitronnie:

wreckitronnie:

Listening to music older than you are
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Listening to only Top 40 Hits

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Listening to Obscure Underground music nobody knows about

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Bashing someone for their taste in music

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Creating a false sense of superiority based on music choice

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Applejuice

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everytime this post comes back an angel gets its wings

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drunkpeeta:

healthy-from-the-inside-out:

drunkpeeta:

it really pisses me off that it’s 2013 and i still have to wait for my hair to dry like can someone please invent something that can dry it quick??

you mean like image
a hairdryer?

can we agree to never talk about this again

(Source: castielsteenwolf, via trust)

fadeintocase:

rambling-insanity:

fadeintocase:

I don’t understand how people can shower in like five minutes I mean I can go as fast as I can I still have to shampoo my hair and condition my hair and scrub myself and shave and cut myself shaving and use the blood in my summoning of the dark lord then travel to another dimension to ward off my enemies then come back and dry off how do you do that in five minutes

2 in 1 shampoo/conditioner

FUCK

OF COURSE

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